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and it really pissed me off that all their songs were about dogs and squirrels. I don't remember ONE song about cats. Fuckers.
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Voila! A cat song
Thu, March 31, 2005 - 7:04 PMAhem! No cat songs? Perhaps you never heard the song, "Life of Pet". It goes a lil' somethin' like this:
I wish I could shit on anthing and not get thrown in jail
Claw up all the nice things and bask in the sun all day
I want to lick my privates in front of everyone
& live the life of pet, live the life of fun
Lick the Butter
Fuck my brother
Eating lots of spiders
Sleeping when I'm tired
But alas I have to work many hours a day
I never have a second for frolic or for play
But sometimes when I'm all alone and noone is around
I get down on all fours and make a kitty sound
Lick the Butter
Fuck my brother
Eating lots of spiders
Sleeping when I'm tired
Cat Man, Cat Man
Cat Man do
Running all around burying poo
Jump swing pounce shake
Shake some more
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Re: Voila! A cat song
Thu, March 31, 2005 - 8:24 PMYou could say that is sort of a rare one, as I've haunted a few more of your puny concerts and have never heard "Life of Pet."
Although it doesn't mention anything about puking, the fact that
you would compose a tribute to our sanitary and coupling habits is most observant.
Perhaps you'd like to pen an ode to ZOMBIE cats? Now that would be something, yes, something! Why don't you get on that right away and put back the SERVANT in OBservant?
p.s.-you forgot the 'y' in 'anything.' But I don't blame you, as you seem easily flustered. -
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Typo?
Fri, April 1, 2005 - 5:55 AMActually, that's 'Ant-hing', which is a term coined by a german Egyptologist in the 20s, who was so disliked by the rest of the expedition that he was put in charge of cataloguing feline mummies found in an antechamber of Tutenkhamen's tomb.
The term was coined to denote the sticky, pungent air inside the antechamber, which smelled strongly of millenia-old cat flatulence and frankincense. He smelled of it for years after, and later died of syphilis in Argentina.
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Re: Voila! A cat song
Tue, June 14, 2005 - 9:58 AMif you'll recall, the second chorus goes:
Fuck the Butter
Lick my brother
Sleeping with the spiders
Eating when I'm tired -
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Re: Voila! A cat song
Tue, June 14, 2005 - 6:39 PMHa!
I stand (somewhat sheepishly) corrected. -
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Re: Voila! A cat song
Sat, September 17, 2005 - 3:32 PMI believe he's right, it alternates at some point, I just listened to the cd a few days ago actually
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